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Third Act

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Whenever I want to explain how life works, I tell my penguin story. Short version: Every year male penguins assemble in Antarctica, they make the best nest they can, in the best position they can find. Females choose a mate, largely based on how good the nest is. The two have sex. If over the coming year the female penguin decides the male penguin was a good…

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